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Pod Racer: A True Story By. Jack Pod Racers: The fastest cars in the universe. I drive one. This is my story. Charlie got married . He was hitched in the outskirts of Tatoineen. For me, all I need in life is a fast machine and Daisy. I've been racing ever since I can remember. 5 whole days. I know what you're thinking. Why do I risk my life every time I drive? I'll answer that question with another, what's for dinner?
Star Wars: Episode Bajillion (yeah, that's more than 4) So Once upon a time in a galaxy FAR FAR away. There lived a boy, his name was Jedi Jack. He lived on a far off planet called "Gia." He was a very unique boy. He possessed powers that normal children did not have! And so the Jedi Council approached him and asked him to be a JEDI! Jack agreed but, on his terms. He wanted full dental and medical insurance. The Jedi Council granted him a blue lightsaber. It was powerful enough to cut through anything in existence. Jack had it encrusted with Diamonds, bling bling. It was the coolest lightsaber in all of the universe. Darth Jenn Sidius was threating to take over the empire.
Jedi Jack HAD TO STOP HER. Jack and his Jedi partner Charlie went to Jenn
Sidius' secret hideout. There, they had a lightsaber battle with Darth
Jenn Sidius. Did I mention Jack's lightsaber was blue? Darth Jenn Sidius
was defeated. In celebration Jack and Charlie played space baseball. |
